WHAT the blue fucking HELL has the world come to when THIS is a headline???
PAULA DEEN CAUGHT EATING A CHEESEBURGER
I mean FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
A) People all over the world are dying from one random thing or another, wars, famine, disease.
B) ITS PAULA FUCKING DEEN! WHO GIVES A DAMN WHAT SHE’S EATING!
C) I could put something else here but ITS PAULA FUCKING DEEN!!!!
D) There’s enough news going on right outside my door that could be reported on, but no lets bitch about Paula Deen.
Like Jesus H Christ already, no one bitches when Aretha Franklin eats something. No one bitches when Rosey O’Donnell eats something. No one bitches when Roseanne Barr eats something. Need I continue? People are heavy, people are fat, people fucking eat! So what! So she’s diabetic, what she eats is her own damn problem, her own damn choice. How do these nosey bastards know that’s not gluten-free buns? They probably weren’t, and she HAD FRIES!!!!!!!! *claps hands over face like Macaulay Culkin* OH MY GOD! Why don’t we just tie a rock to her and throw her in a lake and see if the witch floats!?? THIS makes headlines? THIS is responsible reporting?! OHHHH the humanity. Sorry guys, but I gotta speak my mind. Yes she’s evil, with her touting of high carbohydrates with a side of high cholesterol diets, all with extra cheese. But when a bitch can’t even eat a cheeseburger without it becoming a national crisis, there’s seriously something the fuck wrong with this world in general.
Learn to swim, fuckers. I’m beginning to wish the Mayans were right.
