WHAT the blue fucking HELL has the world come to when THIS is a headline???
PAULA DEEN CAUGHT EATING A CHEESEBURGER
I mean FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
A) People all over the world are dying from one random thing or another, wars, famine, disease.
B) ITS PAULA FUCKING DEEN! WHO GIVES A DAMN WHAT SHE’S EATING!
C) I could put something else here but ITS PAULA FUCKING DEEN!!!!
D) There’s enough news going on right outside my door that could be reported on, but no lets bitch about Paula Deen.
Like Jesus H Christ already, no one bitches when Aretha Franklin eats something. No one bitches when Rosey O’Donnell eats something. No one bitches when Roseanne Barr eats something. Need I continue? People are heavy, people are fat, people fucking eat! So what! So she’s diabetic, what she eats is her own damn problem, her own damn choice. How do these nosey bastards know that’s not gluten-free buns? They probably weren’t, and she HAD FRIES!!!!!!!! *claps hands over face like Macaulay Culkin* OH MY GOD! Why don’t we just tie a rock to her and throw her in a lake and see if the witch floats!?? THIS makes headlines? THIS is responsible reporting?! OHHHH the humanity. Sorry guys, but I gotta speak my mind. Yes she’s evil, with her touting of high carbohydrates with a side of high cholesterol diets, all with extra cheese. But when a bitch can’t even eat a cheeseburger without it becoming a national crisis, there’s seriously something the fuck wrong with this world in general.
Learn to swim, fuckers. I’m beginning to wish the Mayans were right.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I was bitching about this last night to X! My point was, if she had an abortion she would be bolstered by cries of “It’s HER body! It’s HER right!” but let her eat a goddamned cheeseburger & she is vilified beyond belief. Fuckers. Leave her alone. Let her eat whatever the hell she wants. I wouldn’t trust a skinny chef to tell me what is good anyway. LOL
Me either! I mean yeah ok I get the outrage that she’s got Type 2 Diabetes and she’s makin money off sponsorship deals to peddle the drug she’s taking to deal with it, but she’s dealing with it. So she ate a fucking cheeseburger! The only diff between her and your average Joe sittin around stuffin their faces with all the carbs the body can handle is she’s made MONEY doing it. Guess you can’t be fat and happy AND have money in this country.